Aggressive Skate Blog

Submitted by Tommy Boy…

The Norcal Street Series finals are the most aggressive, aggressive skating competition ever. It should be obvious that when I mention the word aggressive twice in a row that I mean business dude. That’s right; I said dude and I mean it. Because if you’re an aggressive dude than you should definitely be at the Norcal street series finals. Perhaps you own a jean jacket, with ripped off sleeves and yin-yang patches. Maybe you also are into heely’s shoes or chain wallets. All of these things are for aggressive dudes and since the Norcal street series finals is also for aggressive dudes than logically following, the Norcal street series finals will be filled with contestants who are all wearing jean jackets and chain wallets – all with yin-yang patches.

You see the top three winners from Kind Grind Classic 4, Grindin’ Get Down 2 and ESPN X-Games A.L.A. Blade Comedy Jam 3024 are all automatically entered into the finals of the Norcal Street Series who, along with three wildcard contestants picked in the first round, get to skate against each other to determine who is the most aggressive dude in Norcal. These finalists include many legendary aggressive dudes such as, Ross “Yin Yang” Kuhn, Casey “I want my pro skate to be the Zip-up Graals” Bagozzi, Will “Fubu/No Limit/Cash Money/Rough Riders” Cossgrove, and Andy “sleaveless jean jacket” Johnson along with Sean “ I have four forms of lung cancer and am going to die soon” Keene and Victor “I am obviously so much better than Tommmy Boy it is dually laughable and humiliating to his fat ass” Arias.

The most important thing about the Norcal Street Series finals is that you have the chance to win a “like new” girls Huffy bicycle made in 1992. This prize is highly coveted and will obviously have to be brought to the competition in some kind or armored vehicle as to prevent any willing thieves from heisting this highly valued prize.

Finally this competition is sponsored by Roller Warehouse, a skate shop which has some of the hottest deals on blading accessories in the world, including chain wallets and Hangers Skate Co. striped cargo jeans. So come check out the Norcal Street Series, make multiple purchases from Roller Warehouse and sew those yin-yang patches on…. Because this is one aggressive dude competition that you just can’t miss.

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 9th, 2006 at 6:12 pm and is filed under skating, aggressive, rollerblade. You can subscribe via RSS 2.0 feed to this post's comments. You can comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site. Your comments will appear immediately, but I reserve the right to delete innapropriate comments.