Aggressive Skate Blog

Renegade Bearings

By Nick Wood and Damien Wilson

Never cracking under the immense pressure placed upon them, they roll free from every execution.

They began moving in silence, and vow to remain doing so until the very end. They clad their core in open armor; leaving a distorted perspective of their true strength and speed. On one side they blend with darkness, on the other flaunting their flashy goods. They are prodigies of perfection. The world contains no word that describes these badass outlaws. Ohhhh………no, there is no one word that sums up these bandits.

Who are they you might be asking yourself. It’s not who, more like what should be the question. Yes, what are they. I’m talking about bearings you freak shows. Not just any bearings, Renegade bearings. The most exclusive technology forged from the minds of the bandit team riders and owners. NASA doesn’t have shit on these beauties.

Nick Wood and I were assigned the grueling task testing their limits. We started off with a test of their tenacity by taking them bungee jumping. Falling at speeds close to terminal velocity, they sprung back nearly as quick as they descended. Perfect, they passed. Working construction, I decided to test their durability on the job. After drilling in to them for more than six hours with my ninety-pound jackhammer, it finally broke. Great, now I got to buy a new Jackhammer. That is one tough ass bearing. Being fearless of speed, we decided that Nick would be best suited for speed testing. What better way to do that than race a few laps with the local Grey Hounds. After that despicable display of speed, the buses should change their name to Lame Hound. The final test consisted of aquatic assault. We took them to Jimmy’s pool and tossed them in; they sank! Perfect, now we know that we have a tangible asset unlike some of these other yahoos.

Passing every test we threw at them, we knew we had the perfect product! We assembled a team of elite and diverse riders, stamped a name on them that offered much to work with, and released them to the public. If it is a superior performance you’re pursuing, join our gang of out-laws, and become a true Renegade. Remember, Renegades never freeze when they are caught, are always on the silent move, and most importantly get the bitches.

PS- Click here for the Renegade Tee Shirt.

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